WASL ACRONYMS:
Washington Assessment of Sexy Legs
We Adulate Sexy Lemmings
We Always Smoke Lead
Wait, Amy Screwed Lester?
Whales Always Striptease in Luxembourg
Walruses Ate Steve's Lira
Wangs Always Seem Long
Witless Aardvarks Suck Logs
Watching Alan's Steamy Lovin

This is the complete list, and I'm sure this will only inspire more... feel free to send them to me. I'm about to run out of steam here on this rant, although I know I haven't covered everything. Again, GO TO THE SITE ON THE LINK, YOU LAZY WEASEL! (Yes, I'm talking to you...)
Oh, by the way... Easter on 4-20? Bet that kinda took the spirit out of the holiday...