New links today. Disclaimer: the humor section is intended for amusemnt. It's humor. If you are easily offended or dont understand the concept of someone else's opinion, don't complain to me! Anyway, I helped a few people start blogs, I'll put up the links... um... when I can remember what they are.

Word of caution: DONT DRINK THE SCHOOL MILK! So every day since the grape juice bleached Dan's pants (no joke, purple-ish juice turned them white) I trade my juice for Kevin's milk. I drank my first milk today with no problems, so I figured the second one was safe. WRONG! It was a bit chunky, with the smell of green olives and the taste of liquid death. Gagged on it for a few good minutes. As it turns out, a bunch of schools in Seattle are pulling the milk because of health concerns, Darigold has workers locked out, so I guess quality control got the shaft. From now on, I'm taking two juices. They can fight me for them if they really want to.

Here's another rant: Cellphones. It seems people can use cell phones to violate my "Don't be dumb" principle in new and creative ways. For example, of the last 13 text messages I have recieved, 10 of them were blank and from the same person. Since I have no way of finding out who has 360-433-5765 as their number, I have no way of collecting the 50 cents of messaging charges they owe me. Therefore, anyone who feels bored can feel free to prank call that number whenever they want to. If that's your number, either explain the blank messages or pay the 50 cents and I'll take down your number. Other cell phone complaints: people who have them, but dont turn them on. Ok, so there are places where this is understandable, like movies, plays, concerts, while sleeping, on dates, blah blah blah... but after saying "call me on my cell if you need anything" is not a good time to turn it off. People without cell phones are also annoying, but I realize that's rarely their fault.