Team America

Since I don't feel like posting publicly what's going on in my life right now, here are the lyrics to some great songs from Team America. If you haven't seen it, you suck. Oh, some of these songs may have offensive lyrics. If you don't like that, don't read them!

KIM JUNG IL SONG
(Accent corrected)

I’m so lonely
So lonely
So lonely inside real lone...
There’s no one
Just me only
Sitting on my little throne
I work really hard
And make up great plans
But nobody listens
No one understands
Seems like no one takes me seriously...
And so... I’m lonely
(Choke) I been lonely
Poor little me

There’s nobody
I can relate to
Feel like a bird in a cage
It’s kinda silly
But not really
Because its filling my body with rage
I’m the smartest most clever most physically fit
But nobody else seems to realize it
When I change the world maybe they'll notice me...
And until then
I'll just be lonely
(Sigh) little lonely...
Poor little me

I... so... lonely...


AMERICA, F*CK YEAH

Ameriiicaaa...
Ameriiicaaa...
America, fuck yeah!
Comin’ again to save the motherfuckin’ day yeah
America, fuck yeah!
Freedom is the only way yeah
Terrorists your game is through
'cause now you have to answer to
America, fuck yeah!
So lick my butt and suck on my balls
America, fuck yeah!


FREEDOM COSTS A BUCK o FIVE

What would you do
If you were asked to give up your Dreams for freedom
What would you do
If asked to make the ultimate sacrifice
Would you think about all them people
Who gave up everything they had
Would you think about all them war vets
And would you start to feel bad

Freedom isn't free
It costs folks like you and me
And if we don't all chip in
We’ll never pay that bill
Freedom isn't free
No there's a hefty fuckin’ fee
And if you don't throw in your buck-o-five
Who will?

Oooh, buck o-five
Freedom costs a buck-o-five


PEARL HARBOR

I miss you more than Michael Bay Missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
And that’s an awful lot girl
And now, now you've gone away
And all I’m trying to say is Pearl Harbor sucked
And I miss you

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school
He was terrible in that film
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He’s way better than Ben Affleck
And now, all I can think about is your smile
And that shitty movie too
Pearl Harbor sucked
And I miss you

Pearl Harbor sucked
Just a little bit more than I miss you